I got some new snails for Esther's new tank, and I brought them to work from home in her old tank.
|Esther's there, sitting on the rocks by the trunk of her bamboo tree.|
Here is a link to stuff about snail sex. I would say it is NSFW, but I think that only counts if you are a snail. Here is some science geek trivia: the "rock hard rod" of the animal kingdom is collectively referred to as an "intromittent organ", because they aren't all penises. If it's the thing that puts sex cells into another animal, it's called an "intromittent organ". Not all species have them. Some, like most birds, just bump cloacas (the cloaca is the opening where pee and poop and eggs and sperm come out...the butt, without separate openings to the outside world).
Anyway, the snail has a "love dart". Seriously. Try that euphemism next time you are writing a love scene. Go to that snail sex website I linked to. There are pictures. Just be careful who is looking over your shoulder. I don't want you to get in trouble for downloading porn at work.