Wednesday, February 1, 2012
The kid thinks she's entitled to keep old What's His Name for her imaginary boyfriend, so being the good mother that I am, I've decided to step aside and find another one.
Jason Statham...now that's a REAL imaginary boyfriend's name.
What kind of pansy-ass name is Channing Tatum anyway? Totally made up. So have at him, daughter-mine!
See, my imaginary boyfriend is cool even in aviator sunglasses. And he rocks that unshaven look WAY better than you, oh scraggly Shaggy-boy.
Teri Anne Stanley
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February 1, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Ayup. He'll do. ;)
February 2, 2012 at 12:22 PM
I love him! His movies are my guilty pleasure, Crank, looking at you...
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