The Replacement

The kid thinks she's entitled to keep old What's His Name for her imaginary boyfriend, so being the good mother that I am, I've decided to step aside and find another one.



Jason Statham...now that's a REAL imaginary boyfriend's name. 



What kind of pansy-ass name is Channing Tatum anyway? Totally made up.  So have at him, daughter-mine!



See, my imaginary boyfriend is cool even in aviator sunglasses.  And he rocks that unshaven look WAY better than you, oh scraggly Shaggy-boy. 







Yeah.